Weekend Joke

Because this is the weekend football begins ...

After spending all day watching football, Harry fell asleep in front of the TV and spent the whole night in the chair. In the morning, his wife woke him up.

"Get up dear," she said, "it's 20 to seven."

He awoke with a start and said, "In who's favor?"

And just because I liked it ... for those who aren't excited about football ... from Miss Cellania.